Old Jack Funny Sayings

Jackson Dale funny sayings from when he was 3 and 4:

Jack while watching a funny scene of Sponge Bob:
..."Oh my gosh, excuse me, I just laughed so hard I farted!"

One day driving in the car with Jason and I:
Jack: Mom are you wearing your seat belt?
Me: Yeap
Jack: Jason are you wearing your seat belt?
Jason: Yeap (he wasn't)
Jack: Mom did you bring your phone?
Me:Sure did why?
Jack: I'm calling the COPS, Jason's not wearing his seatbelt!
Me: Jack you don't know the number for the cops
Jack: Yes it do it's 911!

Trying to get Jack to take a nap one afternoon:
Me: Jack it's time for a nap (I had previously told him he could watch Sponge Bob in his room)
Jack: Mom it's not good to go back on your word. You said I could watch Sponge Bob you can't change your mind. That's not a good thing to do mom!

Out of the blue one day:
Jack: Mom I really want a brother or a sister....but I want the walking kind.

Jack: HOT JUICY BURGERS!!!

I always try to make Jack like to shop....and he really HATES shopping. So I thought I would take him to Donalds Playland and then I could go and get some things done.
Jack: Mom I'm a little bit happy with you and I'm a little bit mad at you
Me: Oh, why are you happy with me?
Jack: Because we got to go to Donalds playland
Me: And why are you upset with me?
Jack: Because you ALWAYS take too long shopping!

Jack: "mom when were together nothing can stop us!"

Jack: mom I'll pay you nine dollars if I don't have to go to daycare today.
Me: Jack you don't have nine dollars
Jack: I'll take it out of my piggy bank. I'M SERIOUS.

We were writing on the sidewalk and I wrote my name...
Me: Jack what should I write next?
Jack: put Sarah loves Jack
Me: ok than what
Jack: put and Jason
Me: Ok so sarah loves jack and jason
(after I finished writing it on the sidewalk)
ok, now what should I write?
Jack: NOW you gotta write "and Jack really wants a new brother!!"
Me: Jack I'm not writing that on the sidewalk

We were playing baseball just me and him at the baseball diamond and we had just finished an inning...
Jack: Ok mom now we need to take a break since it's between innings
Me: ok
Jack: we need to take a break in the dugout
(so I follow him to the dugout and he sits down)
Jack: what do you think your doing squarepants, your dugout is over there!!!

I could not possibly LOVE him any more!